Sister.

For the first two and a half year of my life
I didn't have a little sister.
And then one day,
I did.
And now she is a college graduate.
While I assume the first word
that comes into my parents' minds,
and wallets,
is "FINALLY!"
the one that comes into mine is "WTF?!"

I don't know when we got this old.
I know everybody says that.
But, I swear it was just a week ago
that I was convincing her
to put the plug to my toy keyboard into her mouth
while I plugged the other end into the outlet
because, "you'll like it!"
She didn't like it.

I think she's the prettiest girl I know.