1. NBC programming decisions.
2. the number of times radio stations are allowed to play a Rihanna song in one hour.
3. GPS voice commands.
4. moderating all future presidential debates.
5. AT&T's service availability.
6. cruise ship entertainment.
7. college commencement speeches.
8. Middle Eastern peace treaty negotiations.
9. writing my match.com profile.
10. casting of the chicks on The Bachelor.
12. dressing Christina Aguilera.
13. movie adaptations of books.
14. officiating wedding ceremonies.
15. Netflix recommendations.
17. safety videos on airplanes.
18. raising Kim Kardashian's baby.
19. segway tours.
20. any and all of my life choices.